cosmothefairy:

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes

(Source: maghrabies)

daisyfairy:

googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, Flappers and Philosophers

(Source: starsgoboom)

  • tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
  • tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
  • tyra banks: and they're all of me
  • tyra banks: lol