purefriend:

triggeryouroffences:

I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.

Probably before that even.

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

thefuuuucomics:

deanprincesster:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

he is one of us